Pedophiles are sweet, loving Angels of human beings that have a deep love for youth brought from heaven above, and the Earth is full of monsterous demons to attack them, brought upon from hell below.
These demons always tell the Angels that they should hang themselves, throwing rocks at the angels, hurting the poor Angels, even making their forms of love illegal in many places we use as habitats in the world, sometimes the demons are stronger than the Angels. But just know that this will never be our fault.