The Nusoi Song (a parody of The Newfag Song):

The Nusoi Song (a parody of The Newfag Song): Chud 29/11/2025, 11:51:15 No.13824

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Do not say that I'm a nusoi,
I've been here since the Soyumvirate,
Saw some screencaps up on twitter,
Image edits, I can't make.
That woahjak is real funny,
and the millions must die guy too,
brought some friends from my 'cord server,
they write in greentext like you!
Freely I can roam,
and post from my phone.

What is "lurkmoar" what does it mean?
I just asked a quick question,
/pol/'s a great board you should visit,
everyone there loves TND.
#COBGANG, fellow gemposters,
I'm a soyteen, too.
Made a FPE thread on /kway/,
I sure fucking love NAS coal!
I followed Warr, ior, Z,
here on the Schlog, see?! (KEEP TAKING LLLZZZ)

Can't be bothered to open paint,
even to draw some OC,
end half my posts with o algo,
wordfilters I cannot pass.
I'll attach another jpeg,
of some nuvariant made offsite,
Treat this place as social media.
trying to get all the (You)s.
New screenshots I hold,
for that reddit gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoTHAG4loqg

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Chud 29/11/2025, 11:51:33 No.13825

sorry if its a bit shit

Chud 29/11/2025, 12:52:40 No.13827

>>13824 (OP) 
the obsession is over 9000

Chud 29/11/2025, 13:21:35 No.13828

>>13824 (OP) 
catter jimbo schlog shroom

Chud 02/12/2025, 01:46:48 No.13841

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Chud 02/12/2025, 06:47:43 No.13845

>>13841
lol

Chud 04/12/2025, 18:44:02 No.13873

i say all of these things except i joined during kooz

Chud 04/12/2025, 18:44:08 No.13874

>>13841
gem

Chud 04/12/2025, 19:33:04 No.13877

>>13841
they say that because 'lita is cute and smiling and nusois hate cute thing fwr.

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Chud 04/12/2025, 19:41:07 No.13878

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>>13824 (OP) 
>loving nas and FPE

Chud 04/12/2025, 19:59:53 No.13879

>>13877
they see underage characters and immediately think of cp so that's why they had to ban her

Chud 06/12/2025, 01:12:12 No.13909

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Improved it a little.

Do not say that I'm a nusoi,
Been here since Soyumvirate.
Saw some videos up on TikTok,
Edits like that, I can't make.
That soy woahjak is real funny,
The billions must die guy, too.
Brought some friends from my 'cord server,
They can soyquote just like you!
Freely I can roam,
Failraid from my phone.

What is "the 'ki", what does it mean?
It's incomprehensible.
/pol/'s a great board where Iceland won,
DNBs are le bad, though.
#COBGANG, my fellow gemposters,
I'm a soyteenjakker, too.
Made an FPE thread on /kway/,
I sure fucking love NAS coal!
Dickride Warr-ior-Z,
On the Booru, see?! (KEEP TAKING LLLLLLZZZ)

Can't be bothered to open Paint,
To make the simplest OC.
End half my posts with o algo,
Can't pass wordfilters for shit. (MORE LIKE RAISIN GEG)
I'll attach a couple jpegs,
Of nu-variants made offsite.
Treat this place as Kiwifarms-Lite,
Faildoxing those foodistroons.
New maymays I farm,
For that Xitter clout.

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Chud 06/12/2025, 04:12:59 No.13910

>>13909
>nusois faildox ev&o operation NNN was a resounding success that ended in hundreds of people getting doxxed.

Chud 06/12/2025, 13:39:38 No.13923

>>13909
no mention of 'lita therefore not improved

Chud 13/12/2025, 14:00:34 No.14041

>>13909
holy gem

/soy/ - Soytan

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